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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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