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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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