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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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