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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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