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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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