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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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