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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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