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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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