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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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