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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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