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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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