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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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