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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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