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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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