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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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