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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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