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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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