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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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