Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.