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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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