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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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