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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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