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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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