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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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