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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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