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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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