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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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