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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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