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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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