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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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