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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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