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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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