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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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