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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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