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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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