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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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