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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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