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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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