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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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