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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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