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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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