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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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