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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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