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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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