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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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