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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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