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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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