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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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