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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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