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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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