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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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