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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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