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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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