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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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