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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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