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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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