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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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